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Breaking and Entering is Fun
Tuesday, 23 December 2008
Right, so I fairly smashed the fuck out of my rear window in my formerly-nice student house.
It's gone, it's done. Dead. Destroyed. The brick that I hurled through the window also knocked the hell out of my freezer. Investigations are under way to determine the condition of the freezer. Things are looking good.
Ah, but I laugh about it now. It was just an unfortunate (and, ultimately, quite comical) series of mishaps that happened to me, typical of what usually befalls clumsy, befuddled old Adam on a regular basis. My key broke in the lock...my phone battery died...everyone was away....there was already a key in the back lock...oh, what a list. Anyway, it was actually AMAZING. I'm totally going to a life of crime now, it's easy.
At first I was worried this marked the end of me living in Etterby, but I realised that actually there was no alternative to breaking in. Would you call me an intruder? Well, I did come in-tru-dah-window.
(*ahem* Sorry about that.)
So, I'm just laughing about it. Alot. But I was pleased because I was able to get in touch with mates like Robot, James, and Tasha, who all calmed me down a bit. Heather even came home and lightened the mood. So, thanks gang!
It's cold in my living room now, though, as there's a gap where the window used to be. And a pile of glass on the floor.
OH, RIGHT: Tomorrow, Wedensday October 24th, is the day I'm cleaning up. I'm going to be sad and admit that I'm looking forward to it lol
Entry by Adam
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